I assume you have come to this web page looking for some information of use to you. This being the web, you will have to live with some sort of narcissistic ramblings from someone who is trying to find their way in life and thought having some placeholder for people to search for would help.

I am Thomas Figg. I am known as 'tef' to most people, which isn't short for 'Teflon' or 'stef' with a silent s. It is my initials. Thankfully my parents had the foresight to give me a middle name starting with a vowel.

I used to have a web page of sorts many years ago. I had a few random experiments in javascript and html. I was experimenting to see what sort of design I liked. In the end, I realised the only content on the site was the design and stopped.

Since then I haven't much bothered with html, as I think it's more important to have something to say than how I present it. Sadly, branding and other mass vehicles of propaganda prove me wrong. Oh well.

From random experiments to minimalist markup, in the end I just had a glorified bookmarks page. I got rid of that, as I didn't need to waste my life clicking on poorly written web comics, and I have enough drama in my life at the moment.

I have offended people in a variety of ways, the most obvious being my t-shirt. I also have done unicycling, fire breathing, drag for a friend's hen night but not all at once. That would be silly.

I highly recommend Justin B. Rye's web page. I recommend his Guide to science-fiction chronophysics, which features things to do with a time machine: "9. Abduct your grandchildren and bring them up as your own kids.", "7. Prevent this suggestion ever being made.". My friend Alex Ingram also has a web page too.

For extra stalking points, you can catch up with my adventures battling space Nazis on my livejournal. My contact details are listed on my profile page, if for some reason you wish share your love of chutney ferrets with me.

I can also play Rez Perfectly. 100% shot down, support item and analyzation.

I have run away from the circus that is Edinburgh University to become a 'security consultant' in Oxford. I have run away from Oxford to join the madness in Edinburgh once more.